A strange man and a stranger horse

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Nick6489 (11 years a Zoner) on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 16:18:21

A man goes to buy a used horse from an old jewish man. "I can't use this horse anymore, but you have to remember something. To stop the horse, you say 'I give up!' To make him go, you say 'Thank god!'" So with a harty "thank god!" He was off. he was riding along, testing the horses response time, when he found himself on a cliff. It must have taken him a long time to look where he was going, because the edge was rapidly aproaching. "Stop! Woe! Stop!" Said the man, and the Horse kept going. "I'm about to fall off the cliff! I give up," said the man, and the horse just stopped. Under his breath, he then muttered "phew, thank god."

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 19:36:23

hahahahahahahah

Post 3 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 20:39:49

Amazing! hahahahhhaha!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 22:16:04

lol, i like it!

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2006 7:48:34

lol! brilliant.

Post 6 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2006 12:00:28

oooops... LOL *evil grin*

Post 7 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Thursday, 23-Mar-2006 16:22:04

That sounds like something that I would do. Damn, now I want to go horseback riding. Just not on that particular horse. rofl

Post 8 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 24-Jun-2006 20:46:20

lol

Post 9 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 25-Jun-2006 3:39:02

That's funny. I'm glad that wasn't my horse, thank God.